October 2011
67 posts
You know you're Arab when..
your family and friends play “Spot the Arabs” at the mall/any other shopping store. -lorienscribe :)
Anonymous asked: i dontt like you.
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Anonymous asked: Arab men OM NOM NOM NOM NOM
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tumblr arabs > real life arabs
I’m just saying.
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September 2011
151 posts
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You know you're Arab when..
You get in trouble with your parents just because of something your sibling did, but they’re your sibling so it’s your fault as well.
did u know that almost 99% of all Arabs are..
Now that I got your attention, you should submit an idea or suttin’ like that:D
I don't like Arabic drama series .
They’re overly dramatic and have the same plot.
It’s usually about :
love..
love..
stupid love..
people falling in love, never getting together, and then the last episode is their children fall in love..at a beach..picking up shells.
two dudes loving the same girl..she can’t choose between the two, the guys eventually find out and then hate each other, big...
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You know you're Arab when..
you have to constantly remind your American friends to take off their shoes when they enter your house. - beautifulmindscount (:
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I love it when Arabs try to hide relationships.
Especially when you’re an Arab-Muslim and you know you’re not supposed to be having relationships and all that good stuff. Eventually you tell one of your “friends” ..stupidest thing you will ever do. You know Arabs can’t keep secerts (the majority of them) Don’t you know Arabs are the worse type of gossipers? Plus statusing a love quote every minute,...
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Dear Arabs,
Thanks for inventing math. I mean that in the most sarcastic way ever.
Sincerly,
a fellow descendant of your people.
I'm giving out baklawa for submissions.
Seriously.
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Arab Mom Logic to anything wrong that you do.
It’s the computer.
You know you're Arab when..
You’re out with your parents and they put you on blast..in public, with a bajillion people around you. - Anon.
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My ask box is hungry.
Go feed it with ideas. :D go.
Nathaneyu is a scumbag.
Tfooh 3alayk.
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You know you're Arab when..
you’re never doing anything wrong, but the way your parents are standing behind you when you’re on the computer, or busting in your room to put laundry away, etc. makes it feel like you’re going to die at any given moment. - Anon
Me: Mama! Guess what? I got a 99 on my AP history exam!
Mama: Why not a 100?
Me: Thanks mom. Appreciate the support.
She is not satisfied! LOL._.
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You know you're Arab when..
you ask a simple question to a family member and it turns into this long, heated lecture/debate.
hummus.
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My dad is deaf.
while my mom is throwing a fit, he’s blasting alarabiyya like: mhmm israel..mhmm…el-khaleej..mhmm el-thawra while world war 3 is going on in the kitchen. - koutharelalib (:
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Can't be asked
When a lady asks you to marry her son and you think: You asked my mom that question when she was my age. The dude is 42, can I call the police on him or something? - koutharelalib :)
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Arabic is hilarious when translated.
Allah ye5rib baytek! = May God demolish/destroy your house.
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Arabic music artists?
If you’re a big fan of Arabic music, especially Lebanese artists..one of my followers has created a blog dedicated to them.
http://lebanese-singers.tumblr.com/
^ you guys should follow. Just saying. (:
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I'm dying alone
My mom thinks everyone by the age of 17 should be well established, married, and with five kids. I can’t even make tea. Who else is dying alone?
jadedjesscorr asked: You know you're arab when your parents are somewhat related ;) haha, I love your blog, it is classic :P my cousin wrote to you before telling you how most of the stuff relate to her...i know where she is coming from haha :) Good work with this blot :) x
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Guyssssss.
i’ve been laying in bed all day. Being sick sucks. :/
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