September 2011
151 posts
You know you're Arab when..
something goes wrong and every Arab curse word magically appears out of your mouth at the moment.
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I hate answering the house phone.
is it just me? or nah. I just don’t like when the person on the other line asks me the same thing like a bajillion times before asking for my mom or dad.
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Arab Moment.
I just had an Eid meal and there was chicken in my vegetarian soup. I love how even the notion of it is so offensive to Arabs. When I was a vegetarian and told my aunty that i couldn’t have it, she was like “That’s ok you can have this chicken” and when I reiterated that I couldn’t she looked at me like I’d just shot her son. - elnomada :)
August 2011
283 posts
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Guys, if you're gonna submit memes that aren't...
At least give me the source as to where you got it from, because when i post it up and award you credit, people are gonna think you made it. But..since that’s not the case, people are gonna think i stole it and decided to put it up as my own. To put it in more blunt terms, it makes me look like a gullible idiot and makes you look like a total douche who claims shit for your own that...
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You know you're Arab when..
your mom or dad spends hours outside the door talking to their friend and it all starts from the friend wanting to deliver something and the mom tries to convince them to come inside for tea.
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Arabs should have a National Dodgeball League.
I swear to God, we would be all-time reigning champs. We lived our whole childhood dodging shoes and flip-flops. Why not dodgeballs?
Arab mothers are the greatest at recycling.
Juice bottles.
Water bottles.
labne containers..
it’s all reusable.
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Eid Mubarak to my Muslim followers♥
Hopefully you have prospered greatly from this holy month, strengthened your inner Muslim. Inshallah this month was filled with prayers, thankfullness, blessings, and joy. I pray to God it graces you and your loved ones with guidance, peace, love, health, and happiness. A 30 day journey that has steered you to a better self and better things that creates a righteous path for you to follow on. Much...
You know you're Arab when..
You wake up to a bunch of people in your house at 10 AM.
Oyy God, grant me patience please.
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When random Arabs add you..
I’ve had a random Arab add me before.
What was his dramatic line that was supposed to win my heart?
“Your picture gives me hotty feelings”.
I obviously rushed to click accept. - somethinofadream <3
Mosquito bites in the US are worse than the ones...
They get red and swollen here. And you can never seem to catch them.
Back over there, they whiz by your ear the time while sleep, and killing them is a breeze. They’re so lethargic.
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You know you're Arab when..
Dramatic Arab sitcoms are nothing compared to your family’s drama.
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Playing Monopoly with some Arabs..
omg, i’ve never seen such aggressiveness. LOL
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Baddkon Starbuckus?
Oh God, I love Arab fobby accents.
I just, I can’t.
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You know your Arab when..
You know your Arab when your parents mention marriage 5 years before you should even think about it. - comestartarevolution <3
ohmagah, yes.
Some guy just asked me why do all Arabs drive...
To fit their 82629271948 kids. Duh.
When the first instrumental beat hits in that...
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