July 2011
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Someone make me knafah and a cup of chai?
I’d love you forever.
You know you're Arab when..
a whole bunch of people you dont know are in your house, breathing your air..well polluting it with cigarette smoke, drinking your chai, eating your bizeer, oh my Allah..go away.
Am i the only one that doesn't like bab el hara?
Wondering whether you should call your mum's...
Personally, all my mum’s friends are khaltus and my dad’s friends are ‘amos. Yet, I have no idea why but I prefer khaltu and khalo cuz they seem like higher statues… Just me I’m guessing. - Suzie
Haha well for me, i call my mother’s friends khalto and dad’s friends 3amo :) it only seems right in my opinion.
They’re all related to us eventually anyways. - zee (:
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Fighting over who gets to do the dishes in ramadan...
Ahahaha, all I know is I’m going to Walmart and buying the bulk pack of plastic plates, cups, and spoons. Im not gonna do dishes at 10 pm. Just saying. -Zee
Today and tomorrow.
Last two days of eatin’ like a pig, cow, horse, elephant, which ever animal you want..you guys siked? I know I am. ;D
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All Arab Everythingggg.
Eyes.
Nose.
The stare.
The beards.
Booty.
Thighs.
Whatever it is, be proud of it all.
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"Middle Eastern women have either one of these...
zazaxoohxlala:
1. big thighs
2. big booty
3. big chest
LOL at the anon that sent this to me.. its kinda true. 1&2 para mi.
"Eww your parents are cousins?"
Thats moment when non-arabs and non-muslims find out we marry into families.
secret life of an muslim girl teen.
Im not saying I hate it, there’s such so much pressure and responsibility that comes with it.
I cant go out because I’m a girl.
Its 3ayb.
My parents act like im going to a club or something.
There will be guys there.
Someone from the extended family will see me and start smack talking my fambam.
._______.
Wallah.
Dont say wallah if you’re gonna lie straight to my face.
Astagfurallah.
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i love my friends.
Friend #1 : The arabic language is so beautiful.
Me: haha really? Thank youuu.
Friend #2: uh no, it sounds like we need anger management half the time.
The chats i have with my friends haha <3
Unpopular opinion
i hate Nescafe. It’s nasty.
You know you're Arab when..
You have coffee on these occasions:
- In the morning.
- in the afternoon.
- at night.
- when guests come over.
- before the guests leave.
And i mean that real arabic coffee in tiny cups, none of that nasty Nescafe ishh.
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Anonymous asked: are you a terrorist?
mom made mana2eesh.
Its gonna be a great day.
*Happy dance*
insomniac much?
I knew I shouldn’t have had that 3rd cup of chai.
You know you're an arab girl/ hijabii..
when you dont leave any place without your eyeliner.
guilty.
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You know you're Arab when..
Both parents are knocked out on a couch with the TV blaring on Arab dish.
Shu ya 7elo, fee mennak 3a jello? ;)
lateness.
A definite Arab thing.
The guests said they’ll be here at 9. Its 9:40 -_-
Not cool.
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Falafel.
You know you're Arab when..
Grounded isn’t part of your vocabulary. You just get yelled at or hit..with the closest object your parents can grab a hold of. Then they’ll walk around the house mad at you, denying the day of your existance, on the top of their lungs, blabbing that they were never like this, jiddo used to say one word and that was it.
16 & pregnant?
Not so scandalous when you’re Arab and married.
Sorry MTV.
you know you're arab when..
Ibuprofen is a cure for everything. You could be dying and your mom hands you two ibuprofen pills and you’re good to go.
Shawarma or bbq?
Not fair. I can’t have both. what the hell.
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7 Arab Facebook Friends to lose.
1- The Sheikh,
This person does not believe in pictures, so his profile picture is something of either the dome of the rock, Mecca, or some religious test in nice calligraphy. He always has quotes from religious texts and stories of early Muslims. He/she often comments on your pictures with language that has double meanings, but mostly he/she disapprove of your lifestyle, like the picture of you...
Unpopular opinion
baba ghnoush grosses me out. Makes me all itchy.
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